Don't you know that chocolate is toxic to puppies? We don't deny you the addictive treat to be mean, we do it out of love for you and a desire for you to live to your 2nd birthday. Why, then, did I come downstairs to this:
Not only was it hazardous to your health, but come on pup, those were Girl Scout cookies! At $3.50 a pop and only available once a year, those are precious not to be scarfed down in secret (well at least not by dogs).
I am sad, worried for your safety but most of all upset that I am down several Girl Scout cookies.
Your cookie-loving Momma