Friday, September 9, 2011

I make myself giggle.

This is the e-mail I sent my mother-in-law last night:

Hi Mom!
 
Drew claims you want a list of chores to do tomorrow. While I appreciate any and all help, I don't want you to feel like you have to do something. I loves you too much to force manual labor on you. That being said. Here is a list of "suggested activities" of which you may partake if you are so inclined:
 
  • paint the trim in the breezeway (final coat. white paint is in breezeway, brushes on counter. The kitchen side of the doorway needs a second coat as well)
  • paint the back of the doors in the breezeway (the same trim white)
  • cuddle Zoey
  • paint the closet doors that are in the garage (again, we like that white trim color)
Do NOT to all of those things! I know you, you're going to try to take it all on and then your poor achy-breaky back will hurt, and then you might miss my party, which would make me cry. So do what you want/can and I will love you forevers (or do nothing and I will still love you forevers... it's kinda win-win for you)
 
Love,
your fave child/only daughter
 
She offered to do some work on our house in preparations for our housewarming party (which holy crap-o is in only one fuh-reaking week, excuse me while I go puke a bit). So I wrote her this e-mail to let her know what activities you could partake in... and then I giggled. Cause others may not find me amusing... but I sure as hell do!

1 comment:

  1. This is awesome! With C, I won't have a MIL which is a blessing and a curse (since his is a wee bit psycho and not in his life for good reason), but this would be the curse part of enjoying your in-laws when they are awesome.

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