Friday, September 14, 2012

Friday's Letters


Dear Baby Girl,

Thank you! After 4 nights of sleeping for only 30-40 minutes at a time, I was starting to lose hope. Thank you so much for those 5 hours last night.

Your still tired, but better rested Mama

Dear Neighbor,

Honking your horn at 7:15 every morning? Not cool. I get it, you're leaving for school in your oh-so-cool dented car, but come on,  respect your neighbors. Especially the one with the 2 month old baby. 

I'm annoyed

Dear woman at my breastfeeding support group,

Your kid is obnoxious. The high pitched squeal makes us all cringe. Please, either make her stop, or stop coming to the group. That may sound mean, but she's so loud we can't hear each other...and she makes the other babies cry.

Still cringing from the thought of it

Dear Ben & Jerrys

Really? An ice cream with salty caramel and chocolate-covered potato chips? While it sounds gross, it's amazingly delicious. Why would you do this to me?

I still have 13 
(and after eating that, probably more) 
pounds of baby weight to lose.

Dear hubby,

Since I have to do all the feeding of the baby, wouldn't it make sense that you have to do all the diaper changing? Makes sense to me.

Your Baby-Mama 


  1. makes sense that he change dipers!

    Following you now! Happy Friday!! Stop by and say hello! :)

  2. It's funny because a few months I was talking to my friend and she said something about chocolate chips and an image of a chocolate covered potato chip flashed in my head and we were going to make it a creation if it wasn't already, haha. Now there's all this talk about chocolate covered potato chips! LOL. I know though, they both sound so gross. But worth a try (: hope you're having a good weekend!!

  3. Nice letters, Amanda! You can be hilarious and I'm sure Erin thinks the same of me for the diaper changes lol

  4. Hahaha I that is totally true about the diapers! And what is this ice cream called? I must have it!


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