Friday, September 21, 2012

Friday's Letters

Dear Fynn,

I am REALLY sorry for getting ice cream and caramel in your (rather sparse) hair the other night. It was Ben & Jerry's ice cream, and you wouldn't let me put you down, so I'm blaming both of us for that one, but I am sorry your hair suffered.

Maybe next time you'll let me put you down

Dear September 27th

Please never come. Ever. You are the day my maternity leave ends, therefore you are tantamount to the devil in my book.

Not ready to leave my baby

Dear 3 week old boy at group Tuesday,

Yes, my daughters hot, now stop staring. She's too old and too cool for you and her daddy has told her she can't date. Ever.

Fynn's Mom

Dear DVR,
As I head back to work next week, you're going to have to work much harder than before. I've grown accustomed to my crappy daytime television and am planning to record . A lot. Reruns of Boy Meets World are even more awesome 10 years later. Just don't know when I'll have time to watch it all, thus where you come in.

I appreciate your dedication to my tv habit

Dear Neighbor,

Your dog has attacked two other dogs in our neighborhood and yet somehow she still wanders the neighborhood. Are you freaking kidding me?!?!?! She was in my yard yesterday growling at Zoey who was sitting in the window. Good thing I wasn't out with my dog and baby. Put that thing on a leash and get her some training.

I love dogs, but yours is going down if she comes near my baby

Dear Laundry Room Door,

I didn't appreciate your sneak attack the other day. Slamming into my toe, shin, forearm and shoulder was so not called for. I'd appreciate it if you'd leave me alone in the future.

The clumsy, tired lady. 


  1. I hate when people let aggressive dogs roam around! Our little Westie was attacked by a Boxer once... scary stuff.

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