Saturday, November 10, 2012

Friday's Letters

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Dear Zoey,

While I understand your confusion, the bathroom is actually where only the humans pee. The dog pees outside. While I appreciate your consideration in choosing the bathroom floor to pee on Tuesday while we were at work, it was, alas, still the floor. Inside the house. Which is not cool. 

Love,
Mama, who's tired of cleaning up your messes

Dear Bitty,

I'm so sorry that Wednesday was a rough night for your. Between 3 shots at the doctors and my inadvertent dalliance into the crying it out method, you spent a lot of tears that night, and I feel awful about it. 

Love,
Your guilty Mama

Dear Bitty (again)
I am so proud of you for the way you acted at the doctor's Wednesday. You handled the shots like a champ though baby, I am so proud of your strength at such a young age. 


Love,

You needle-fearing Mama

Dear students,

While I thought this whole life-cycle unit was a great idea, I'm starting to greatly regret  starting it. Between our fish and snails dying and this weeks new additions of crickets and bugs... I'm done.  I hate bugs. They're nasty, and I hate having them all in my classroom, but I'm glad you're enjoying it.

Sincerely,
Your teacher, who secretly hopes 
these critters don't last much longer

Dear Maine, 

I am so, so proud to call you home. While I usually bash on you for your never-ending winters and lack of heat in general. When we voted in favor of gay marriage, my faith in you was restored. Who cares if 60 degrees is a balmy day here? We believe in marriage equality and that trumps sunshine any day of the week.

Thanks Maine,
A proud voter

Dear Readers,

Don't forget to enter my giveaway! It's for a free copy of Disney/Pixar's new movie Brave. Which is awesome, and you can't buy for another week. Oh yeah, and it's free!

Sincerely,
Why are you still here? Go enter!

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