Friday, January 18, 2013

Friday's Letters

Dear snow plows,

Yes, your big truck is bigger than my little car... but backing out in front of me during the middle of a snow storm just isn't smart. Unlike you, I can't stop quickly in ice.

You're lucky there was no one coming in the other lane

Dear  cold,

Please go away, it's been two weeks now, I would like to be able to breathe.

Need a new immune system

Dear self,

How did you manage to get hot fudge in your hair last night... seriously


Dear secretary at work,

Thanks so much for returning my form to me the other day. I guess I was unaware that filling it out in pencil was a no-no (on a side note, you might want to go back and see that every form I've turned into you for the last couple of years has been in pencil too, I guess this must be a new rule). I really enjoyed filling it out again, when I know no one is actually going to read it or do anything with it.

Waste. Of. Time.

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