Friday, January 18, 2013

Friday's Letters

Dear snow plows,

Yes, your big truck is bigger than my little car... but backing out in front of me during the middle of a snow storm just isn't smart. Unlike you, I can't stop quickly in ice.

Sincerely.
You're lucky there was no one coming in the other lane



Dear  cold,

Please go away, it's been two weeks now, I would like to be able to breathe.

Love,
Need a new immune system

Dear self,

How did you manage to get hot fudge in your hair last night... seriously

~Impressive 

Dear secretary at work,

Thanks so much for returning my form to me the other day. I guess I was unaware that filling it out in pencil was a no-no (on a side note, you might want to go back and see that every form I've turned into you for the last couple of years has been in pencil too, I guess this must be a new rule). I really enjoyed filling it out again, when I know no one is actually going to read it or do anything with it.

Really?
Waste. Of. Time.




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