Wednesday, February 6, 2013

Frozen pizza is bad for your health

No, it's not the fat, calories or carbs that will get you.

It's the frozen pizza itself:
Please, no comments on the funky-looking feet,
the point of this picture is the injury

This happened on Saturday. I was minding my own business, just trying to cook a frozen pizza when it attacked. For no reason at all. It jumped down from the counter, slammed into my toe, and left me yelling in pain. This picture was taken just moments after it. I'd post a picture of what it looks like now, but it's gruesome. 
Ba-ha. Just kidding. Obviously I'm not going to miss an opportunity to gross people out. Check this out, nasty right?

I'm pretty sure it may be broken. It's a lovely color, a subtle mix of blue, purple and black. It's swollen to about twice it's normal width, and it hurts like hell. I'm Mrs. Gimpy at work this week. I can only wear my shoes for about half the day before I'm tearing up in pain. Thus I've been walking around in my socks a lot. 

Lesson learned: don't mess with frozen pizza. 

3 comments:

  1. Holy crap, lady! Was there a knife in the box? How heavy was that pizza?! Crazy. Hope it's healing up quickly :/

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