Friday, May 15, 2015

Friday's Letters

Dear College Painting Crew,

I'm glad you're painting our house in the next couple of weeks, but the fact that you look twelve and are in college makes me feel incredibly old... also suddenly seeing you out there pressure washing the house while I was dripping sweat after my T25 workout... yeah, awkward.

Sorry about that,
I'll try to not be home next time you're here.

Dear Drew,
How about you not slam around the kitchen at 6 AM? Yes, you have to go to work all day, but I have to stay home with two tiny humans, one of which is an absolute beast when woken up too early.
Your wife, who was also up 7 times last night with the tiniest of our humans

Dear Zoey,

I know, I know, you don't get the love/attention/walks that you deserve and are used to. But for the love of all that is holy, if you don't shape up soon, you're going to find yourself with a new home because I am beyond tired of cleaning up your messes (created just moments after a trip out side or a walk) and your incessant barking is driving me beyond my breaking point.

Knock it off,

Dear Tiny Humans,
Yes, Fynn and Bentley, that refers to the two of you. Sleep is a good thing. Sleeping at the exact same time is an amazing thing. Please strive for more amazing.
Your tired Mama

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